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* THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS INTO THE PRESS ROOM DRESSED IN A 2 MILLION DOLLAR SUIT AND TIE ALL BLACK, RED AND BLACK TIE, $5,000 DOLLAR SHOES AND BLACK SLACKS WITH SHADES ON AS MILLIONS OF HIS FANS IN THE ARENA AND SITTING BEHIND THE REPORTERS SNAP SHOTS AND BARK AT HIM ALL AT ONCE IN A FRENZY*

*THE GREAT YACOOB HOLDS UP HIS HAND AND IN A SINGLE MOMENT THE ENTIRE ARENA GOES DEATHLY SILENT EXCEPT THE DROOLING SPIT BUBBLY NOISE EMITTING FROM TITAN STANDING AT 7' FEET TALL WITH HIS TOUNGE HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, DRESSED IN A MICKEY MOUSE T SHIRT, WITH THE FOOTBALL HELMET ON HIS HEAD TO KEEP HIS HEAD FROM BANGING ON THE WALL, SPEEDO'S, AND GOLF SHOES WITHOUT SOCKS, AND MR GOAT WEARING A GOAT'S FUR SKIN SUIT, WITH FOUR SHOES SHAPED AS HOOVES WEARING TWO ON HIS FEET, AND TWO ON HIS HANDS WHILE CHEWING A BUSHEL OF HAY LOOKING BLANKLY INTO THE AUDIENCE*

*THE GREAT ONE TAPS THE MICROPHONE AND PUTS HIS LIPS AN INCH FROM THE MIC THAN LOOKS UP TO THE AUDIENCE AS THEY BEGIN CHANTING HIS NAME*

AUDIENCE: "YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!!

*THE GREAT YACOOB LEANS INTO THE MIC AND SAY'S "WHAT.......IN THE NAME OF YACOOBISM....IN THE NAME OF DIGNITY....IN THE NAME OF PROFESSIONALISM...IN THE NAME OF COMMON SENSE....IN THE NAME OF MIKKEL PUTTING ONLINE BOXING ONTO PEN AND PAPER THAT LATER BECAME THE GREATEST SPORT IN ONLINE BOXING SPORTS.....HAS THIS BUSINESS COME TO?!!!!! YOU HAVE A 7 FOOT TALL 900 POUND PIECE OF CARCASSE BY THE NAME OF TITAN WHO WOULD BETTER SERVE AS A LADDER TO CHECK THE CEILING LIGHTS AS THE GREAT YACOOB MAKES HIS ENTRANCES TO THE RING, AND THIRDLY.....

*THE GREAT YACOOB TURNS AND LOOKS UP AND DOWN AT MR GOAT NOW FINISHING UP HIS FIRST MOUTHFULL OF HAY AND "BAAAA'ING" FOR TITAN TO FEED HIM ANOTHER HELPING*

*THE GREAT YACOOB CONTINUES, ".......THIS COMPANY HAS STARTED EMPLOYING STRAY ANIMALS? HAS THIS COMPANY NO DIGNITY? HAS THE MILLIONS OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S FANS BEEN LOOKING AT THE BLINKING WHITE LIGHT IN THE CELLAR UNDER THE HYPNOSIS OF THE GRIM REAPER, GOD REST HIS SOUL AS HE CONTINUES TO ENJOY HIS SUN TAN IN HELL?!!

*TITAN ROARS AND BEATS ON HIS CHEST LIKE A GORILLA AND GRABS THE MIC AND SHOVES IT TO HIS FACE SO HARD HE ENDS UP DEEP THROATING IT GAGGING ON IT EVENTUALLY SPITTING IT OUT AND TRYING IT AGAIN WITH LESS FORCE AND SPEAKS,

TITAN: Y..Y.....Y..YOU....YA....YACOOB....I...I.....TITAN......BEAT.....TITAN BEAT YOU.......MO....M...M...MORE.....M..MORE...THAN.......ONE........TIME. RII...R..RIIGHT.....RIGHT....MR...MR GOAT?

*TITAN PUTS THE MIC TO MR GOAT WHOM SPITS OUT HIS HAY AND SPEAKS INTO THE MIC,

MR GOAT - BAAAAAAA......YACNOOB....YOU BAAAAAA.....BEAT MY AAAAAA....ASSS.....LAST NIGHT......I'VE BEEN ON...AN EATING FRENZY FILLING MY BELLY FULL OF HAY.....TO BE LIKE MY BAAAAAAAA....IDOL POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN.....HE ATE BAAAAAA...SPINACH AND WHEN HE BAAAAAAA...ATE HIS SPINACH HE BAAAAA.....

*YACOOB DISGUSTED TAKES HIS CUP OF WATER WITH SQUEEZED LEMONS AND TOSSES IT ON BOTH OF THE LOVERS,

THE GREAT YACOOB - AS THE GREAT YACOOB WAS SAYING, SCHIZOPHRENIC FREAKS HAVE TAKEN HOLD OF THIS BUSINESS SOILING THE LEGACY OF THE GREATS OF THE GREAT YACOOB AND THE OTHER STARS OF THE PAST! THESE SUMBITCHES HOBBLE THEIR NO GENITAL HAVING, PREMATURE EJACULATING, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH IN GRANDMA AND GRANDPA PA MARTHA AND STEWARDS BASEMENT WHILE WATCHING A SEGMENT OF DISNEY'S HOUSE OF MOUSE, SO THEY CAN WIN A HANDFULL OF MATCHES AND CALL THEMSELVES CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL! WELL THE GREAT YACOOB IS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT NONE SHALL COME TO PASS SO LONG AS THE GREAT ONE REMAINS IN THIS BUSINESS AND HE WILL DO WHAT HE DOES BEST AND THATS SLAP SUMBITCHES FAMOUS AND NAMELESS, SLAPPING SUMBITCHES THE SUM OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS ASSISTING THEM IN PAYING OFF THEIR HOSPITAL TUITION TO CONTINUE TO ENJOY THEIR STAY'S IN MENTAL INSTIUTIONS, AND HOPEFULLY GIVE THEM A DECENT LIFE OF BEING ON THE RECIEVING END OF A HOLY ASS WHIPPIN!

*TITAN AND MR GOAT CHARGE AT YACOOB PUSHING LAW ENFORCEMENT ASIDE AS THE GREAT ONE TAKES HIS FIGHTING STANCE. AS TITAN NEARS THE GREAT YACOOB CRUSHING THE FLOOR UNDER EACH FOOTSTEP THE GREAT YACOOB PULLS OUT A PHOTOGRAPH THAT FREEZES TITAN AND MR GOAT IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS*

*THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS UP TO THEM BOTH WAGGING HIS FINGER, "WELL IT SEEMS THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE TROUBLE COVERING UP THEIR FOOTSTEPS!"

*THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS IN LAUGHTER, SOME YELLING LET US SEE THE PICTURE GREAT ONE*

THE GREAT YACOOB - DO YOU TWO ORGASMIC BLANKS DRESSED IN YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, SMELLING LIKE TO FEET HIGH ELEPHANT DROPPINGS THINK YOU ARE EVEN DESERVING OF SO MUCH AS GOING ONE ON THE ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE WHILE HE'S DRESSED IN HIS FINEST THREADS? TO EVEN SO MUCH AS LAY ONE SOLID OF YOUR UNFILED, CONTAMINATED, BACTERIA COVERED BEAR CLAWS ON SO MUCH AS A SINGLE THREAD OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S SUIT? NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER!!!

*TITAN AND MR GOAT DROP ON THEIR KNEE'S AND PLEAD DROPPING DOWN IN WORSHIP, TITAN LAYS A SINGLE FINGER ON THE GREAT YACOOB'S LEFT BOOT WHICH MEANS A SINGLE PIECE OF MICROSCOPIC BACTERIA STAINS HIS FLAWLESS SHOE SHINE CAUSING A CHAIN BIOLOGICAL REACTION OF THE GREAT YACOOB GRABBING THE NEAREST CHAIR AND SMASHING IT ON HIS HEAD*

THE GREAT YACOOB - SUMBITCH!! SUMBITCH!!! NOW THE GREAT ONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO GET A TECHNA SHOT! BEHOLD!!

*THE GREAT YACOOB PRESENTS A PICTURE OF TITAN AND MR GOAT WEARING THE GREAT YACOOB MERCHANDISE SHIRTS, AND SHOES......WEARING NOTHING BUT SHIRT AND SHOES ONLY.........SHIRT....AND SHOES........ONLY.......*

*THE ENTIRE STADIUM ERUPTS IN THUNDEROUS LAUGHTER AND CHEER AS THEY SAY THE GREAT YACOOB'S FINAL QUOTE*


A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS AND THIS ONE IS AT LEAST 10 MEANING TEN MILLION DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN YOUR PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO ASS!!
DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE!!




SINCE YOU TWO ARE NEW, THE GREAT YACOOB HAS JUST GIVEN YOU A TASTE OF THE TRUE GREATNESS OF THE GREAT ONE!!
]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/8650/38720.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/8650/38720.page GMT IS THIS THE GUY THAT IS KNOWN AS MY BITCH? THE ONE THAT COOK MY MEALS BEFORE MY FIGHTS AND GIVING ME A BACK- AND NECK MASSAGE THAT MAKES ME RELAX BEFORE THE SATURDAY-NIGHT-FIGHTS?

* THE GREAT ONE KNOWN AS TITAN SITS ONTO HIS BIG THRONE WITH JUWELS ALL OVER IT AND THINKS ABOUT THIS CRUEL NAME "THE GREAT YACOOB". HE LOOKS HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND SAYS:

NOW I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE THE ONE I AM CLEANING THE FLOOR WITH ALL THE TIME. AND AFTER THIS SUPERIOR ASSKICKS YOU ALWAYS COME TO ME AND OFFERING ME YOUR NICE GIRL FROM YOUR HOMEPAGE. YOU ALWAYS WANT A THREESOME BUT I AM NOT INTERESTED AT ALL. YOU KNOW WHY?

*YACOOB GOT FEAR IN HIS EYES BECAUSE HE RECOGNIZED THAT THE GREAT TITAN REMEMBERED THE LITTLE ONE. HE PUT THE FINGER TO HIS MOUTH AND PLEASES THE GREAT ONE TO BE QUIET BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT NOONE SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LITTLE YACOOB

BECAUSE I DONT WANNA STICK MY DICK INTO SOMETHING THE LITTLE ONE USED TO STICK IT IN. AND OF COURSE I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY THREESOME...JESUS! LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE TOTALY IN LOVE WITH THE GREAT TITAN.
AND NOW GET OUT OF MY EYES AND LET THE FOUR LADYS COME TO ME WAITING IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!

*YACOOB GOT TEARS IN HIS EYES BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT TITAN IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT WITH WHAT HE SAID. HE LOWERS HIS HEAD LIKE A LITTLE DOG THAT IS FULL OF SORROW AND TURNS TO THE GREAT PORTAL OF GREAT TITANS HALL. HE OPENS THE GATES AND THERE THEY STAND. THE FOUR NICEST GIRLS OF THE UNIVERSE READY TO SERVE THE GREAT TITAN. YACOOBS BACK DISAPPEARS IN THE DARK BUT HIS CRYS ARE HEARD IN EVERY CORNER OF THIS GREAT VALLEY CALLED "TITANS WASTELANDS".]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/8650/38721.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/8650/38721.page GMT
AUDIENCE: YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!!

*YACOOB CLEARS HIS THROAT AND SIGNALS FOR SOMEBODY IN THE BACK TO COME TO WHERE HE'S STANDING*

*A RIOT CONTROL UNIT WITH BIBS, DIAPERS, WET WIPES, WRIST RESTRAINS, A FACE MASK FOR BITING, AND LOLLIPOPS, ARMED WITH ELECTRICAL VOLT STUN GUNS APPROACH TITAN WHO IS SNARLING STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS RANTING*

THE GREAT YACOOB: YOU PEASANTS TAKE THAT SUMBITCH BACK TO DR JEKYL'S LABORATORY AND UNPLUG HIM BEFORE HE STARTS GOING ON A RAMPAGE THROUGH GOTHAM CITY!!

*THE RIOT SQUAD STUFFS A HUNDRED LOLLIPOPS IN HIS BIG MOUTH, TACKLE HIM ONTO THE GROUND, RESTRAIN HIS WRISTS, SHOVE ON HIS DIAPER, WRAP HIS BIB AROUND HIS NECK FOR DROOLING, STRAP ON HIS FACE MASK, WIPE HIS ASS WITH THE WET WIPES FOR SOILING HIMSELF, AND HAND THE GREAT YACOOB THE ELECRTICAL VOLT STUN GUN*

THE GREAT YACOOB: NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU OVERGROWN PILE OF SUMBITCH!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ATTEMPT AT A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONTEST AGAINST THE GREAT ONE, HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT HAVING WET DREAMS ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB AS YOU LAY BACK ON THE PARK BENCH AT NIGHT COVERING YOURSELF UP WITH THE ATLANTA JOURNAL CONSTITUTION AS A BLANKET, AND THE WORST OF THEM ALL....INTERRUPTING THE GREAT YACOOB! YACOOB HAS A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOU!

*THE GREAT YACOOB SPARKS THE STUN GUN TURNING IT UP AS HIGH AS IT WILL GO AND LODGES IT SO FAR UP TITAN'S ASS HE STARTS GLOWING LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!

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.....AND THEN.....

HE STARTS TO LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH. HIS HEAD GETS RED AS THE FLOOR AFTER HE ASSKICKED YACOOB AGAIN AND AGAIN. THREE OF HIS "FUCK ME WHENEVER YOU WANT"-GIRLS WENT TO HIM, FULL OF SORROW BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT THE GREAT TITAN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
BUT THEN THE GREAT ONE RAISE HIS HAND TO SIGN THEM THAT EVERYTHING IS ALLRIGHT.

...AND HE SAID

EVERYTHING IS ALLRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. THIS CREEP YACOOB JUST KILLED ME WITH HIS MESSAGE. HE KNOWS THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT GREAT TITAN. BECAUSE IN THE RING ALL HE CAN DO IS CATCHING MY PUNCHES...SO HE TRIES IT NOW IN THAT DIFFERENT WAY. HE SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT HIS GREAT TIME IS OVER. NO MORE GREAT YACOOB....HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A BITTER; OLD WRECK SIMILAR TO THIS WRESTLER IN THE MOVIE WITH MICKEY ROURKE.

*THE FOUR GIRLS ARE GLAD AGAIN THAT EVERYTHING IS ALLRIGHT AND THE GREAT TITAN JUST LAUGHED ABOUT A NOBODY THEY EVEN DONT KNOW. THEY START TO MAKE THEMSELVES READY FOR ANOTHER 15-ROUNDER IN THE BIG TITAN BED.

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MR.GOAT REFUSES TO TALK IN THE THIRD PERSON AND ACT LIKE AN IDIOT. HE LETS HIS GLOVES DO THE TALKING> AND LAST TIME I CHECKED HIS GLOVES MADE U BOTH STOP TALKING>

SUCK MY GOATCHEEZE BITCHES



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AHH...THAT MUST BE THE NOOB I PUNISHED TWO DAYS AGO OR EVEN MORE. THE ONE THAT SPOKE BIG WORDS BEFORE AND AFTER THE FIGHT. THINKS HE IS THE BIG ELITE AND JUST BECAME AN AVERAGE FIGHTER. MOST STILL THINKS HE IS A BLOODY NOOB BUT I GIVE HIM THE AVERAGE LEVEL BUT HELL...NOTHING MORE!
DONT MESS AROUND WITH THE GREAT ONES!!

*TITAN CONCENTRATES AGAIN TO THE THINGS THAT COUNT. HE WATCHES ONE OF HIS "THRONE-GIRLS" SUCKING HIS DICK AND RELAX. SECONDS LATER HE FORGOT THAT FOOL MR. GOAT AND HIS TRASHY COMMENT AGAIN.
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To is surprise Titan, a renowned online boxing virgin, is sitting on a computer chair with a "THRONE" tag on it with his pants down, getting his Schneider worked on by a strangely familiar girl on her knees. Or is he? Fatny looks for a second time...

It is in fact Yacoob wearing a blonde wig!

Fatny then unvoluntarly let's out a "What the f**k" and rushes out of the basement, letting the two men to their wicked fantasies and never venturing there ever again.

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I just used Yacoobs kind of writing to tease Yacoob and having fun with him. I hope you guys dont think i am the same crazy ass like yacoob. ]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/8650/38729.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/8650/38729.page GMT