http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/list/1.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net It was one thing to post a picture of a roll of toilet paper and make a metaphor of my anger as crying

BUT it's another thing to SAY THAT YOU KNOW ME

Listen Up sister

When you first began this game Fatny you were what Yacoob liked to call a Mascot. You were the one everybody handed the costume to because the knew you'd do such a good job at dancing and having the little hat with the soda inside of it with the straw that could go to your mouth so you could dance and sip the drink to cool yourself off while in the gym during Yacoobs fights. Why and The Great Yacoob means WHY did you forget where you came from? Why is it that when Yacoob gave you the interview for the MASCOT POSITION did you forget who got you to where it is you now stand? AND who always gave you the TIPS for opening Yacoob's door when he entered the arena to prepare for a fight? ME.

because of your blatant disrespect and for having the tenacity of actually NOT KNOWING YOUR PLACE and missing a MONTHS BREAKFAST OF YACOOB FLAKES, also part of a slapping good breakfast, Yacoob is going to REFRESH THAT BIG BALD HEAD OF YOURS, and for those who are NEW bring them back to the days before FATNY QUIT HIS DAY JOB, and decided to focus his entire life on ONLINE BOXING.

The Great Yacoob interviewing Fatny: Dialouge

Yacoob: Fatny.....Fatny please come on in and have a seat

Fatny: WOW!! MR. YACO......I mean.....Your Holiness, THE GREAT YACOOB it is my honor to have you in my presence....i mean in the presence of GREATNESS which i wish i was.....but as you can see i'm applying for a career in the arts of being a MASCOT.

Yacoob: Of course Fatny....of course.....not everybody can be famous and not everybody damn sure can be The Great Yacoob don't you agree?

Fatny: OH YES SIR.....YES SIR...i mean your holiness.

The Great Yacoob's phone rings and it's his receptionist Sharon, which he puts on speaker phone

Yacoob: Yes?

Sharon: Your holiness?

Yacoob: The Great one said, yes.

Sharon: um...sorry sir....i just wanted to let you know that Fatny's mother is requesting permission to enter.

Yacoob's face lightens up

Yacoob: is that right? and her description please.

Sharon: 5'9, long curly hair, nice body and succulent lips good for you know what.

Yacoob: SEND HER IN

A sexy woman enters the office and she's so damn sexy you wouldn't believe she could have birthed something so defective looking, so retarded looking, so animal-like and hairy like Fatny applying for the MASCOT job.
She sits down next to her son Fatny and smiles at Yacoob with such gracefulness he immediately felt a connection.

Yacoob: Mrs. Fathead it is my pleasure to meet you.

Mrs. Fathead: Oh no your holiness the pleasure is mine. My little Fatny talks about you so much. I remember one time i burst in his room to tell him dinner was on the table and i saw him masturbating on your poster.

Fatny: MOM!!!!!!!! NOO!!! Please mom........oh god.....geesh mommy please i was trying to get a job

Yacoob blinks blankly at both of them and then throws his head back and starts laughing so hard he almost falls out of his chair.

Yacoob: Fatny you're hired your mother just got you this job and not because you have wet dreams of me either!

Yacoob and Mrs. Fathead, Fatny's mother crack up laughing together.

Mrs. Fathead: Oh yes and Fatny dear?

Fatny with his shirt over his head in embarrassment answers

Fatny: Yes mommy?

Mrs. Fathead: Don't be rude in the presence of Greatness, his holiness The Great Yacoob, and please be a darling and get mommy Magnum sized condoms from out of the bathrooms please?

Yacoob winks at Fatny's mother and says

Yacoob: and while you're at it. Your first task being the Mascot is to make sure that The Great Yacoob's red carpet is laid out for him for tomorrow night. Yacoob has the fuel for tonight because me and your mother are going to fuc...........discuss further matters you're father wouldn't want to hear about when you guys get home. Now run along

Fatny heads towards the door and just before he's almost out of the door Mrs. Fathead pulls down Fatny's pants and say's

Mrs. Fathead: HE EVEN WEARS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

Yacoob: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatny runs and falls down having tripped over his sagging pants and get's the condoms and puts them in his mothers hands and heads to the gym to prepare the red carpet for Yacoobs fight the next day.

Thus in conclustion ladies and women that night was the beginning of Fatny's hunger to be somebody from having been a nobody for sooooo long but even though he has ALL THE BELTS most of the time that LITTLE MASCOT IS STILL SOMEWHERE UNDER THAT SKIN!! So everytime you see Fatny make sure to remind him to tell Yacoob

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

FATNY YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED
YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC!!!

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YOU CRAZY COOB]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6963.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6963.page GMT
NEW QUOTE

16TH PARABLE OF THE GREAT YACOOB

SUCCESS COMES AND GOES......BUT GREATNESS LASTS FOREVER]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6964.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6964.page GMT http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6967.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6967.page GMT BUT ACTUALLY TRUE!!!!!]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6977.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6977.page GMT
Now stop typing your shit, take your pills and return to the mental hospital where you obviously belong.

I'm sure when Yacoob's not playing OB, he's ramming his head into concrete walls like an autistic mofo. That's why he comes out with messages from gods and wacked up stories. Brain injuries!]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6983.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6983.page GMT http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6984.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6984.page GMT
[quote]lmmfao i keep reading it over and over [/quote]

Since he's got nothing to do and nowhere to go and no one to talk to, he takes a few hours to imagine a story.

And once he's done, since he's still got nothing to do, nowhere to go and no one to talk to, he keeps reading his own story over and over again. What a great life! Greatness!]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6985.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6985.page GMT
and it only took me 6 minutes to type
hahahhahahhahahahahhahah MASCOT!!!!!

give me a Y!!!!
give me an A!!!
give me a C!!!
give me a O!!!
give me a O!!!
give me a B!!!!

what does it spell?!!!

YACOOB!!!!

hahahhahahahhah my stomach hurts!! hahahhahahah and NIGEL The Bigot Benn is still at it again with the racial slurs and comments

Fatny me having nothing to do?!!!!

you talk about me?!! and you can beat everybody in this game?!! that means you have absolutely NOTHING TO DO and that it took HOURS AND HOURS OF PRACTICE TO BEAT EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN HERE TO FIGHT?!!!!

LMMFAO@@@@@@@!!!! YOU FOOL!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!! i bet all you have is a square room to stay in, a computer, and junk food to eat!! LMMFAO!!!!

what a sacrifice you made to be the champion!!!!!

LMMFAO!!!!

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And regarding the hours of pratice playing, the funny part about that one is if anyone types a few names to view the fights played they'll notice someone with 50+ fights days that stands out, Yacoob! Playing until exaustion 24 hours straight and when his body ain't able to take it anymore, he makes a new post about retirement!

Look it's not your fault if you suck at everything, but the next time find an excuse that won't end up making you look bad like this one!

*P.S: Don't laugh at Yacoob it's not his fault if he's like that. You wouldn't laugh at someone in a wheelchair would you? No you wouldn't. So give him a hug instead, he needs it!]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6988.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6988.page GMT
I know you're probably joking but i sort of agree. I empathise with him, he must have had a messed up childhood.]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6990.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6990.page GMT
Who's right? Who knows. Compare the fights played by a few people, read his posts and make your own opinion ]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6993.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6993.page GMT

plus he's a decent guy when hes not fooling around]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6997.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/832/6997.page GMT
JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HE KNOWS I'M RIGHT AND THAT ANALYSIS OF WHO YACOOB IS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BUT WHAT WE BOTH KNOW, YOU AND I, IS THAT YOU ARE ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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