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AS PERFECT OF A LIFE IT SEEMED, A NEW KID CAME TO SCHOOL AND HIS NAME WAS YACOOB. YACOOB WASN'T YOUR AVERAGE CHILD WHO PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, OR COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS, OR DEBATED WITH HIS FRIENDS OVER THE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF RPG CHARACTERS AND WHO COULD DEFEAT WHO IN THE DRAGONBALL Z ARENA, NAY!!!! NAY!!!! THIS CHILD WAS THE GREAT ONE, THE STELLAR ATHLETE, THE FUTURE SOON TO BE HALL OF FAMER, WHOM DURING THOSE DAYS DATED HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, DATED THE HOT ENGLISH TEACHER, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL PRINCIPLE, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL BUS DRIVER, HELL IN DUE TIME EVEN ENDED UP DATING A PUNCHING BAG'S MOTHER!!!

SO ONE DAY A PUNCHING BAG WAS SKIPPING AND SINGING LAMB CHOPS PLAY A LONG TUNES, WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE A FOOT WAS PLACED IN HIS PATH TRIPPING HIM AND CAUSING HIM TO SCRAPE HIS CHIN AND DROPPING HIS BARNEY LUNCHBOX THAT BROKE OPEN SPILLING THE CONTENTS OF HIS PEANUT BUTTER AND FLUFF SANDWICH, APPLE, AND MOO 2 PERCENT MILK CARTON.

A PUNCHING BAG: OUCH! OH POO! GEE GOLLY GOSH I TRIPPED!

THE GREAT YACOOB STOOD OVER HIM: WELL WELL WELL. IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG. ASSUME THE POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG SITTING ON THE PAVEMENT HELD HIS HEAD DOWN, POUTING AND SLOWLY ROSE TO HIS FEET BALLING UP HIS FIST. HE THAN CRIED OUT

A PUNCHING BAG: GOKU!! I SUMMON YOU FOR POWERS!!
A PUNCHING BAG THAN BEGAN TO TAKE ON DIFFERENT STANCES MAKING MAGICAL NOISES OUT OF HIS MOUTH, SPIT FLYING OUT, PRETENDING TO BE A DRAGON BALL Z MASTER AND THAN CHARGED THE GREAT YACOOB.

THE GREAT YACOOB STEPPED TO THE SIDE SIMPLY AND SLAPPED HIM SO HARD IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD A PUNCHING BAG HIT THE PAVEMENT AND BOUNCED TWICE LIKE SKIPPING A ROCK ON WATER.

THE GREAT YACOOB SIGHED: ARE YOU DONE DOUCHE BAG? NOW BEFORE THE GREAT YACOOB GETS ANGRY ASSUME THE GOT DAMN POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG WINCING IN PAIN SLOWLY RISES AGAIN AND TAKES THE KARATE KID CRANE STANCE AND LIKE NEO FROM THE MATRIX BECKONS THE GREAT YACOOB TO ATTACK.

THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKING AROUND AS IF THIS KID HAS TO BE JOKING SHRUGS AND CHARGES. A PUNCHING BAG ATTEMPTING TO LAND A KICK ON THE GREAT ONE'S CHIN MISSES AND IS CAUGHT IN THE CHEST AND FLIES LANDING ON HIS BACK CRYING OUT.

A PUNCHING BAG: OK OK OK!!! FINE FINE!!

A PUNCHING BAG RISES A THIRD TIME BLOODY AND BATTERED AND STANDS UP STRAIGHT RAISING HIS ARMS PRETENDING HE'S A PUNCHING BAG AND SLOWLY ROCKS BACK AND FORTH ON HIS FEET AS IF, LIKE A REAL PUNCHING BAG, IS SWAYING ON A CHAIN.

THE GREAT YACOOB TRYING TO HOLD BACK A LAUGH BEGINS TO STRETCH TO WARM UP AND PRACTICE HIS TRAINING AS HE IS THE RIVER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL BOXING CHAMPION AND DECIDED TO MAKE A PUNCHING BAG HIS PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG.

THE GREAT YACOOB APPROACHES THE TREMBLING PUNCHING BAG AND TAKES SOME WARM UP SHOTS TO THE HEAD AND CHEST AND RIBS. THIS LASTS FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. FINALLY AFTER THE SOBBING AND CRYING PUNCHING BAG PREPARES FOR THE LAST SHOT WHICH HE ALWAYS HATES THE WORSE HE SAYS

A PUNCHING BAG: PLEASE YACOOB...I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN ONE DAY AND......OOOOOOOUUUCHH!!!!

WITHOUT WARNING THE GREAT YACOOB KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS AND WALKS OFF WHISTLING THE JEEPERS CREEPERS TUNE.

HOLDING HIS GREEN PEA BALLS, A PUNCHING BAG RISES TO ONE KNEE AND CLENCHING HIS FIST SAYS.....

A PUNCHING BAG: I SWEAR........I SWEAR.....ON THIS VERY DAY I SHALL AVENGE MY HUMILIATION!! I SWEAR TO ONE DAY BECOME THE ONLINE BOXING CHAMPION!!!!! AND MY BIRTHNAME IS BILLY BUT SINCE YACOOB INSISTS I AM NOW A PUNCHING BAG!!!!! NOW TIME TO PLAY TEKKEN 5 WITH MY PALS!!!


THUS THE STORY OF HOW HE BECAME TO BE KNOWN AS A PUNCHING BAG, ALL THANKS TO YOUR HALL OF FAME HERO, THE GREAT YACOOB

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!! ALLL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!

SUMBITCH KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!

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