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YACOOB REMEMBERS WHEN YOU CHOPPER FIRST CAME HERE TO THE ONLINE BOXING SPORTS ARENA AND WERE AMAZED AT ALL THESE ATHLETES PUTTING ON THE GLOVES AND GREASING UP THEIR FACES AND TIGHTENING THE BOOTS AS YOU LOOKED ON AT PROFESSIONALS WHILE YOU WERE THE ONLINE BOXING JANITOR
DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE

YOU WERE HANGING UP THE GLOVES, CLEANING OUT THE LOCKERS, SCRUBBING TOILETS WITH YOUR OWN TOOTHBRUSH, PAINTING THE WALLS, SWEEPING THE FLOORS, MOPPING THE FLOORS, AND YACOOB EVEN NOTICED YOU TURNED AN EMPTY PICKLE JAR INTO A BIG TIP JAR SO YOU COULD MAKE A COUPLE OF EXTRA DOLLARS TO FEED YOUR FAMILY OF 15.

THE GREAT YACOOB HAD PITY ON YOU AND SAW THAT YOU WORKED HARD EVERYDAY AND EVEN NOTICED YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF IN SHAPE. SO...
THE GREAT ONE DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UNDER HIS WING SO INSTEAD OF YOU DOING THE MOPPING, SWEEPING, SCRUBBING, PAINTING, AND LUBING YOUR ASS CRACK FOR A SMOOTH ENTRANCE

THE GREAT YACOOB HAD YOU POLISHING HIS TROPHIES, SHINING HIS BOOTS, OIL HIS STAIRCASE, IRON HIS SHIRTS, MOW HIS LAWN, HELL THE GREAT YACOOB EVEN GAVE YOU MEMBERSHIP INTO BECOMING AN ATHLETE.

SO BY THE TIME THE YEARS WENT BY AND YOU POLISHED, SCRUBBED, LICKED, SUCKED, PROSTITUTED, CASTRATED, AND DRAGGED YOUR CHOPPED DICK CARCASSE INTO THIS SPORT YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO PORTRAY THIS CHEAP LOONEY TUNE IMAGE OF ALL HAIL KING CHOPPER

YOU'RE LIKE A DEFORMED ABORTION BABY ESCAPEE THAT FOUND A WAY INTO HUMAN SOCIETY TO TRY AND COPY SOMETHING WORTHWHILE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AS LESS OF A ROACH AS YOU ALREADY DO

SO NOW AFTER THAT BRIEF REMINDER OF YOUR PAST LETS ADDRESS THE PRESENT AND THAN WE'LL MOVE ONTO YOUR FUTURE

IN THE PRESENT THE GREAT YACOOB WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SLAPPING RED VIPER'S PUNK ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS UNTIL YOU STARTED MAKING NICKEL'S WORTH COMMENTS ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S LOOKS.

BAD IDEA
NUMBER ONE YOU SAID THE GREAT YACOOB WAS UGLY
NUMBER TWO YOU SAID THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKED LIKE DENNIS RODMAN
NUMBER THREE YOU TALKED ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S LIPS
AND NUMBER FOUR YOU DARE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THE GREAT YACOOB HAD A FACIAL PROBLEM

SO SINCE YOU WANT TO MAKE COMMENTS LET THE GREAT YACOOB START MAKING SOME COMMENTS ABOUT YOU

NUMBER ONE - YOU SON OF A BITCH THE GREAT YACOOB WAS YOUR SHINY INSPIRATION TO EVEN MAKE THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF A TRADEMARK NAME IN ONLINEBOXING WITH A WEAK AND POOR BETRAYAL OF SOME STUPID LINE LIKE

ALL HAILL KING CHOPPER!!!! WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC SHIT IS THIS?
IT'S LIKE TRYING TO HAVE A COMPETITION BETWEEN A DOLLAR MENU CHEESEBURGER AT MCDONALDS AGAINST A PRESIDENTIAL T BONE STEAK DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE

NUMBER TWO - YOU DAMN JANITOR BOXER. NOT ONCE HAS THE GREAT YACOOB EVER HEARD ANYBODY YELLING YOUR QUOTES SAYING, "WOW CHOPPER YOUR QUOTES ARE GREAT AND WE JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE US LAUGH AND ENTERTAIN US AND AND AND AND AND..." FLUSH THAT DREAM OF ANYBODY SAYING YOU'RE EVEN WORTH HAVING THE HONORS OF BEING A SINGLE PIECE OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE THEIR ASS

NUMBER THREE - THE GREAT YACOOB IS VERY VERY HANDSOME AND SEXY. NOT ONCE HAS ANOTHER MAN BEEN SO HELL BENT ON CALLING ANOTHER MAN UGLY TO THE POINT YOU TRY TO POINT OUT EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF YACOOB'S FACE WHICH MEANS YOUR LOOKING AT THE GREAT ONE'S FACE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH SO SINCE YOUR TALKING ABOUT GAY WEBSITES THE GREAT YACOOB HAS ONE FOR YOU. HELL EVEN WITH A BIT OF AN ADVERTISEMENT IT'LL PAY YOUR BILLS IF YOU CONSIDER THIS

THE CHOPPER COMMERCIAL COMPLIMENTS OF THE GREAT YACOOB

CHOPPER: HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO A 30 SECOND PROMOTION OF MY NEW WEBSITE FOR MALES ONLY. AND YES I SAID MALES ONLY CONSIDERING MEN ARE THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY TURN ME ON. IN FACT I EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT SLID OUT OF THE ANUS OF A MAN I IMPREGNATED BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.
THIS WEBSITE IS FOR ATTRACTIVE MEN ONLY BECAUSE I LIKE ATTRACTIVE MEN BUT THEY JUST DON'T LIKE ME. SO IN ORDER TO GET FIRED UP BEFORE A FIGHT I NEED TO GET SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED BY YOU POSTING YOUR FACE ON THE WEBSITE SO I CAN GET MAD THAT I CAN'T HAVE SOME BED TIME WITH YOU AND BEGIN TO MAKE FUN OF YOU BEFORE MY FIGHT TO HOPEFULLY KEEP MY SEXUAL URGES FOR MY OPPONENT OUT OF MY MIND TO HELP ME FOCUS.
SO FAR I HAVEN'T HAD ANY VISITORS BUT THERE IS ONE GUY THAT DID THE TRICK FOR ME AND THAT WAS THE GREAT YACOOB. HE WAS SO DAMN FINE THAT I HAD TO LIE TO MYSELF THAT HE WAS UGLY SO I COULD USE THAT TO MOLEST RED VIPER IN THE RING WHEN WE HAD OUR LITTLE SKIRMISH.
SO PLEASE VISIT MY WEBSITE
STAREATYOURHANDSOME FACE BECAUSE YOUR SEXY BUT I CANT SLEEP WITH YOU SO IT MAKES ME MAD AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TO ONLY THAN CALL YOU UGLY DOT COM.

AGAIN ALL TOGETHER THAT IS

STARE AT YOUR HANDSOMEFACEBECAUSEYOURSEXYBUTICANTSLEEPWITHYOUSOITMAKESMEMADANDSEXUALLYFRUSTRATEDTOONLYTHANCALLYOUUGLY.COM

MOVING ONTO YOUR FUTURE CHOPPED DICKHEAD

NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE GREAT YACOOB IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GO TO THAT CLOSET OF YOUR'S AND PULL OUT THAT OLD UNIFORM YACOOB RELIEVED YOU OF SO MANY YEARS AGO. THATS RIGHT CHOPPER
THAT GOOD OLD FASHIONED JANITOR UNIFORM AND IF YOU LOOK IN THE BACK YACOOB LEFT YOU SOME MR. CLEAN, A FRESH BROOM AND DUSTPAN, AND EVEN SOME WINDEX SO THAT THE ONLINE BOXING GYM WILL BE SPOTLESS CLEAN AGAIN

OH YEA AND YACOOB WON'T BE SLAPPING YOU FOR A MILLION DOLLARS THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB NOW

ONLINE BOXINGS JANITOR

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



CELEBRATE EVERYBODY AND BREAK OUT THE TAQUILA

OUR ONLINE BOXING JANITOR CHOPPER HAS RETURNED

ALL HAIL KINGCHOPPER

KING OF A ROUTINE CLEANUP OF THE ONLINE BOXING LOCKER ROOM

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

YACOOB LOVES IT!!!!]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22626.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22626.page GMT http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22632.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22632.page GMT
ANYWAY THE WAY ME AND YACOOB MET ISN'T THE WAY HE HAS STATED. ON MY FIRST MORNING AS JANITOR SHORTLY AFTER MY IN DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH MIKKEL I COLLECTED MY MOP, BUCKET, CLEANING PRODUCTS AND YELLOW RUBBER GLOVES FROM THE STORE ROOM WHEN I WAS TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER BY A CERTAIN OSCAR DE LA HOYA. WE GREETED WITH A HELLO AND HE STARTED TO ASK IF I HAD INSPIRATION TO TRY AND REACH THE TOP OF THE ONLINE BOXING WORLD, OBVIOUSLY I REPLIED YES AND WE GOT TALKING ABOUT ALL THE DIFFERANT CHARACTERS WITHIN THE COMMUNITY. I LEANED OF THE DOMINATION OF FATNY, LARRY AND ALL THE GREATS THAT HAVE WALKED BEFORE THEM. IT WAS THEN OSCAR TOLD ME SOMETHNG I WOULD NEVER FORGET, HE BEGAN TOO TELL ME OF THIS SUICIDLE LOW LIFE WHO WASNT WORTHY TO PUT ON EVEN AFRICANS ASSASINS GLOVE THIS SCUM BAG WAS TO BE NAMED AS YACOOB. HE TOLD ME TO WATCH OUT FOR HIM HE CAN TALK THE TALK BUT CANT WALK THE WALK COMPARING HIS WALK TO THAT OF A CERTAIN STEPHEN HAWKINS AND HIS LOOKS COMPARED TOO JOHN MERRICKS UGLIER BROTHER.

A FEW DAYS PASSED AND AS I CLEANED THE CORRIDORS AND CHANGING ROOMS OF LEGENDS I WOULD HERE SNIPPETS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN BOXERS TALKING OF THERE DISLIKE OF THIS SCUMBAG NAMED YACOOB I WAS CERTAINLY INTREEGED AND WANTED TO MEET THIS EGOTISTICAL WALKING PILE OF HORSE SHIT.

THEN ONE DAY AS I DRAGGED MY MOP BUCKET INTO THE TOILETS TO PERFORM THE TASK I HATED THE MOST I HEARD A WIMPERING FROM ONE OF THE CUBICLES, I TRIED TO IGNORE THIS AND JUST TOOK IT AS RAY JOHNSON CRYIN BECAUSE HE HAD LOST AGAIN. I CONTINUED TO MOP THE BLOOD STAINED FLOOR WHEN I HEARD IN BETWEEN WIMPERS WHY AM I SOO GOD DAMN UGLY, IVE NEVER BEEN LAID AND I NEVER WILL, EVEN MY NEIGHBOUR WHO SMELLS VIOLENTLY OF URINE AND HAS A FACE EATEN BY ACNE WONT KISS ME , OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY. ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH I HAD TO HELP THIS UNFORTUNATE SOUL.

'HELLO' I SAID TRYING TO PEER OVER THE CUBICLE DOOR, 'GO AWAY' WAS THE ANSWER. 'I WANT TO HELP YOU' I REPLIED . . . 'NO YOU DONT YOU WANT TO PISS ON ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE' HE SHOUTED BACK. SO I BUST OPEN THE DOOR AND THERE WAS NO OTHER THAN YACOOB CURLED UP NAKED ON THE FLOOR HOLDING A CELLPHONE IN ONE HAND AND A NUMBER FOR 'GAY OLDER MEN LOOKIN TO ABUSE UGLY KIDS' IN THE OTHER. I HELPED HIM TO HIS FEET AND HE SAID ARE YOU NOT GONNA PISS ON ME NOW. NO I SAID IM THE JANITOR IM NOT GONNA DO THAT .... WE TALKED FOR A WHILE AND HE WENT THROUGH HIS PROBLEMS HOW HE WAS BULLIED FROM BIRTH THROUGH SCHOOL AND RIGHT UP UNTIL THIS CURRENT DAY HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE ONLY TIME HE WAS LAID WAS WHEN HIS DADS MATE CAME OVER TO STAY AND THEY GOT DRUNK SO YACS DAD SOLD YAC FOR $2.50 . . . THIS NBEXT BIT WAS WHAT SURPRISED ME MOST HE BEGGED ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM IN THE TOILET SAYING ANY ATTENTION WAS BETTER THAN NONE I REFUSED BUT HE KEPT BEGGING CRYING SHOUTING AND SCREAMING SO I LOCKED THE DOOR AND TOLD HIM I WOULD DO IT ON ONE CONDITION. ASLONG AS YOU BEND OVER AND CLOSE YOUR EYES UNTIL IM DONE. HE AGREED AND ASSUMED THE POSITION. I MADE SURE HIS EYES WERE CLOSED AND WITH ONE CLEAN SWOOP SHOVED MY MOP HANDLE DEEP INSIDE HIS ASS THRUSTING HIM UNTIL HE COULD TAKE NO MORE.


THATS RIGHT YOU LITTLE HOMO BITCH IT WAS THE MOP HANDLE NOT ME YOU GOT INTIMATE WITH YOU LITTLE SON OF AN AIDS RIDDEN BITCH.

ALL HAIL KING CHOPPER ]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22633.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22633.page GMT
1. What was the point of putting me in there?
2. Why the fuck did you just insult me?
3. What the fuck have I ever said to you that you didn't deserve?

You are so full of shit, you think anyone finds you funny? You're a racist low-life dumbass moron and a big fucking waste of space so anyone that is unlucky enough to even SEE your face or any other part of your deformed and retarded body should just rip off your skin and feast on your organs - Now shut the fuck up before I really do.]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22636.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22636.page GMT waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah ray needs another pill
]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22637.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22637.page GMT WHAT A STORY

IF YACOOB WAS AN IDIOT HE WOULD OF ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED TWIN BROTHER OF THE GREAT YACOOB BUT NOT EVEN YOU DESERVE THAT HONOR

LETS NOT FORGET THAT A JANITOR SUCH AS YOURSELF DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE LUXURY OF KNOWING THE FEELING OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR 2 MINUTES AND TAKE A HEALTHY SHIT. INSTEAD YOU GOT SOOO MUCH TO CLEAN UP YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TIME SO INSTEAD YOU PUT ON YOUR CUTE LITTLE HUGGIES PULL UP DIAPERS AND SHIT AND PISS ON YOURSELF THROUGHOUT THE DAY IN ORDER TO MEET THE DAY'S AGENDA. LMMFAO!

WOW THE GREAT YACOOB ADMIRES YOUR ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO ONCE AGAIN TELL YOUR GAY STORIES ABOUT YACOOB BEING NAKED, AND HOW MUCH YOU THINK HE'S UGLY WHEN YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME OBVIOUSLY WHO THE HELL WOULD EVEN GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE TO STICK A MOP UP ANOTHER MAN'S ASS RIGHT? HAHHAH!! I MEAN COME ON GUYS....ASK YOURSELVES THIS QUESTION.....DOES IT MAKE YOU A STRAIGHT MAN IF YOU GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF STARING AT A MAN'S ASS CRACK TO AIM AND SHOVE A MOP UP THEIR ANUS?????

SO FAR CHOPPER YOUR HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES ARE SHOWING LIKE THE PUZZLE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. AND IM TELLING YOU IF YOU WERE ON THAT SHOW MOST LIKELY YOU WOULD WIN ESPECIALLY IF THE TOPIC HAD TO DO WITH

TASTE THE RAINBOW!

LMAO

YOU BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN SUMBITCH TELLING A LONG STORY ONCE AGAIN ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S BODY, FACE, AND GENITAL PARTS.

YOU ARE SIMPLY A DIGUSTING PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO

NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR LONG TALE OF YOUR SEXUAL FANTASIES FOR THE GREAT YACOOB


YACOOB WANTS EVERYBODY WITH A GOOD HEAD ON THEIR SHOULDERS WHO LOVES WOMEN AND NOT MEN TO GIVE CHOPPER A HOMOSEXUAL RATING

IF YOU THINK KING CHOPPER ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN
TEN BEING CONSIDERED WHOA BOY YOUR GAY IN THE OPEN!!!!!!!

GIVE HIM A TEN

AND ONE BEING THE LOWEST LETS CONSIDER ONE BEING
WHOA BOY YOUR GAY BUT IN THE CLOSET!!!!!

SO 1 - 10
ONE BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY BUT IN THE CLOSET
TEN BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY IN THE OPEN

DON'T BE WORRY CHOPPER WHATEVER THE RATINGS ARE FOR YOU HOPEFULLY YOU'LL FINALLY STOP LYING ABOUT YOU HAVING A DAUGHTER AND CONFESS THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE STACK OF PORN TAPES IN YOUR BEDROOM AND A BIG POSTER OF THE GREAT YACOOB YOU PROBABLY WISH WOULD GRANT YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO SLEEP WITH HIM

BUT GUESS WHAT?

ACCESS DENIED!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YES AND IF YOU GIVE CHOPPER HIS HOMOSEXUAL RATING BETWEEN ONE TO TEN
ONE BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY OUT IN THE OPEN
AND TEN BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY IN THE CLOSET

YOU WILL RECEIVE A FREE WHOOP CHOPPER'S ASS MEMBERSHIP PASS VALID FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR OF CALLING HIM TO TAKE A SMALL BREAK FROM HIS JANITOR DUTIES TO WHIP HIS ASS

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
KNOW YOUR PLACE CHOPPER KNOW YOUR PLACE IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS



CHOPPER AKA THE JANITOR WITH A HUGGIES PULL UP DIAPER SO HE CAN SHIT AND PISS ON HIMSELF TO KEEP UP WITH THE DAYS AGENDA
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First of all where the hell does my name come into your little feud (crush) with Yacoob, and secondly if I remember correctly last time we met in the good old squared circle I mopped the floor with you and KO'ed you in devestating fashion in under 4 rounds. Man i was minding my own business in retirement kicking it in the heart of the African jungle exchanging bodily fluids with HOT Somali, Ethiopian and Kenyan hoes only to get my name put in a story as gay as this.... Frankly im disgusted taht some1 I beat so badly and humiliated in a comback fight after a long layoff would say such a thing....

Anyways I give sweetness or chopper or whatever this trailer trashes name is a big fat !0/10 the motherfucker is Flaming.... I think Yacoob can have the pleasure of telling us just how gay this fruit loop is. ]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22640.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22640.page GMT
You fuck, just shut the fuck up like I said and you might have a quick death.]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22642.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22642.page GMT
FLAMING

IS YOUR OFFICIAL RATING CHOPPER
CONGRDULATIONS ON BEING THE GAYEST ONLINE BOXING FIGHTER ALIVE

LMMFAO@AFRICAN ASSASIN
EXCHANGING BODILY FLUIDS WITH HOT SOMALI, KENYAN, AND ETHIOPIAN HOES
ROFL
NOW THAT'S TRUE PIMPIN!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH AFRICAN ASSASIN AND THE GREAT YACOOB HAVE SPOKEN!!!!]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22643.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22643.page GMT http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22644.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22644.page GMT ]]> http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22648.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22648.page GMT http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22690.page http://localhost:8080/jforum/posts/preList/2225/22690.page GMT