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				<description><![CDATA[ The Great Yacoob was taking one of his many strolls to clear the GREAT BRAIN so that it would have more innovative things to bring to his profession as an athlete in Online Boxing. The Great Yacoob decided that he would go to the golf course and try and make some hole in 1's. So The Great Yacoob, Hall of Famer Here To Fight, and Mikkel all decided, AS RICH MEN, they would all get together and compete and socialize to enjoy the beautifal day. Yacoob stepped up to take his shot<br /> <br /> While Lining up his Tee and preparing his swing Yacoob said<br /> <br /> Yacoob: So you guys. Here we are. Men of Fame, Fortune, and Power. We are practically the TOP NOTCH Competitors of Online Boxing. The head honchos, the Scarfaces, the Godfathers whatever you consider. But The Great One can't help but feel that AS a representative of Greatness Yacoob cannot ignore this Peasant named Reaper.<br /> <br /> Here To Fight and Mikkel laugh<br /> <br /> Yacoob: No seriously guys. (Yacoob swings and hits the ball making a PERFECT HOLE IN 1). Yacoob remembers the first day he came to this sport he was AS USUAL, a noob with good manners, he was well behaved, and he even called The Great One by his first name Yacoob because I felt he made a GREAT SHOE SHINER.<br /> <br /> Here To Fight: I think he's just some snot nosed punk who thinks he can pad all the time and get away with everything he say's like that saltwater loser catfish.<br /> <br /> Mikkel: Let's not get into that one guys i have bad memories of that guy thinking he can walk in the men's room while the fellas changed into their boxing gear wearing high heels, and a spongebob thong. That was a terrible memory.<br /> <br /> Yacoob: I always thought catfish should've ended up a pornstar or something but who cares he's gone anyway. The fact of the matter is that Reaper needs to be taught a lesson. He's forgotten his place BUT STILL EATS HIS YACOOB FLAKES.<br /> <br /> They all laugh<br /> <br /> Yacoob: No The Great Yacoob remembers one time while he was watching himself on the Oprah Show when Reaper knocked on his door. Now being Yacoob's personal shoe shiner I decided to hear what this peasant had to say. You would not believe what he asked me gentlemen.<br /> <br /> Here To Fight and Mikkel Listen intently with their ears pricked as if Yacoob is going to announce Reaper Touched and killed himself being the death man and all.<br /> <br /> Yacoob: Well...........He asked me if he could be promoted. And at first. The Great Yacoob didn't mind at all because he had plenty of Baggage this peasant could carry and lots of clothes, and fan letters that needed to be sorted, but that's not what The Grim Reaper wanted, NO! This SUMBI*TCH decided that he wanted to be promoted as The Great Yacoob's ASS WIPER!!! This demon from hell decided that he wanted to be responsible for wiping Yacoobs ass everytime he took a SH*T!!! The Great Yacoob told him that not only would he ever be so blessed to clean up the fecal matter of The Great One but that he was fired for even thinking he could get that close to Greatness!!! Reaper bowed down and begged for forgiveness but The Great Yacoob decided that Reaper would have to go back to the land of the dead for Special Educational Peasants who can't seem to value decent jobs, but would rather set a goal to wipe somebody's ass!!<br /> <br /> HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> REAPER KNOW YOUR PLACE ROOKIE!<br /> KNOW YOUR PLACE!!<br /> <br /> AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!!<br /> <br />  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0"> ]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:45:43]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ The Great Yacoob]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ lol yacoob shut up man ive beat u more times then u beat me.<br /> U think you a big man now that you dont ko no one anymore <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" /> you cant even knock any1 out enless they newb.<br /> Yeh your a bit better then me cause u can slide more but you hardly fight gd people from what i see and if u lose then u open ur big mouth.<br /> I mean how sad are you man u always type stories that dont happen and never will and type people talking to you when that dont happen in real life lol.]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:47:58]]> GMT</pubDate>
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				<title>Re:The Great Yacoob Stories: The Peasant Reaper</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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				<author><![CDATA[ The Great Yacoob]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ [quote=The Great Yacoob]The Great Yacoob was taking one of his many strolls to clear the GREAT BRAIN so that it would have more innovative things to bring to his profession as an athlete in Online Boxing. The Great Yacoob decided that he would go to the golf course and try and make some hole in 1's. So The Great Yacoob, Hall of Famer Here To Fight, and Mikkel all decided, AS RICH MEN, they would all get together and compete and socialize to enjoy the beautifal day. Yacoob stepped up to take his shot<br /> <br /> While Lining up his Tee and preparing his swing Yacoob said<br /> <br /> Yacoob: So you guys. Here we are. Men of Fame, Fortune, and Power. We are practically the TOP NOTCH Competitors of Online Boxing. The head honchos, the Scarfaces, the Godfathers whatever you consider. But The Great One can't help but feel that AS a representative of Greatness Yacoob cannot ignore this Peasant named Reaper.<br /> <br /> Here To Fight and Mikkel laugh<br /> <br /> Yacoob: No seriously guys. (Yacoob swings and hits the ball making a PERFECT HOLE IN 1). Yacoob remembers the first day he came to this sport he was AS USUAL, a noob with good manners, he was well behaved, and he even called The Great One by his first name Yacoob because I felt he made a GREAT SHOE SHINER.<br /> <br /> Here To Fight: I think he's just some snot nosed punk who thinks he can pad all the time and get away with everything he say's like that saltwater loser catfish.<br /> <br /> Mikkel: Let's not get into that one guys i have bad memories of that guy thinking he can walk in the men's room while the fellas changed into their boxing gear wearing high heels, and a spongebob thong. That was a terrible memory.<br /> <br /> Yacoob: I always thought catfish should've ended up a pornstar or something but who cares he's gone anyway. The fact of the matter is that Reaper needs to be taught a lesson. He's forgotten his place BUT STILL EATS HIS YACOOB FLAKES.<br /> <br /> They all laugh<br /> <br /> Yacoob: No The Great Yacoob remembers one time while he was watching himself on the Oprah Show when Reaper knocked on his door. Now being Yacoob's personal shoe shiner I decided to hear what this peasant had to say. You would not believe what he asked me gentlemen.<br /> <br /> Here To Fight and Mikkel Listen intently with their ears pricked as if Yacoob is going to announce Reaper Touched and killed himself being the death man and all.<br /> <br /> Yacoob: Well...........He asked me if he could be promoted. And at first. The Great Yacoob didn't mind at all because he had plenty of Baggage this peasant could carry and lots of clothes, and fan letters that needed to be sorted, but that's not what The Grim Reaper wanted, NO! This SUMBI*TCH decided that he wanted to be promoted as The Great Yacoob's ASS WIPER!!! This demon from hell decided that he wanted to be responsible for wiping Yacoobs ass everytime he took a SH*T!!! The Great Yacoob told him that not only would he ever be so blessed to clean up the fecal matter of The Great One but that he was fired for even thinking he could get that close to Greatness!!! Reaper bowed down and begged for forgiveness but The Great Yacoob decided that Reaper would have to go back to the land of the dead for Special Educational Peasants who can't seem to value decent jobs, but would rather set a goal to wipe somebody's ass!!<br /> <br /> HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> REAPER KNOW YOUR PLACE ROOKIE!<br /> KNOW YOUR PLACE!!<br /> <br /> AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!!<br /> <br />  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0"> [/quote]<br /> [color=red]<br /> Yacoob, your abosutely the most pathetic fighter i have ever met in my entire career.  All you do is disrespect everyone and talk too much trash on the message boards, and i am sick of it.  All of your posts are nothing but bullshit lies and you know it.  You are not only a disgrace in OB but in life as well.  After i beaten your pathetic ass, you threaten me online and act like your a internet badass, which your not. You talked a lot of shit in my fights and i am getting sick of it.<br /> <br /> People like you Yacoob, gives people all over the world a bad name.  Not only you disrespected me as a fighter, you disrespected me personally, and i hated you because of it.  Reason why i did not give you a rematch after i beat you for the third time because you don't deserve one for being a classless asshole as usual.  The people that support your crappy ass are just as dumb as you.  You hate me because i beat your ass so many times, that is Pathetic.  You are a waste ot time and also a waste of life as well.  Your not worth my time and energy, and you need a fucking life.  Your pathetic stories are make-believe because none of this garbage is real, and your not funny at all.<br /> <br /> Unlike You, Reaper has earned my respect in every way. He earned it because he puts up a good fight against me and he takes a loss like a man, what true fighters do, and what is your fucking problem, and yes i am sticking up for Reaper as well.<br /> <br /> You need to learn to take a god dam loss like a true warrior instead of whining like a little bitch, and i am getting really tired of it. Because of your disrespectful comments you will never earn my respect, and you will regret every single word that you said to me for the rest of your pathetic career.<br /> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /> 5 time OBW Champ<br /> 3 time SA Champ<br /> 2 time NA Champ<br /> 1 time OBF Champ<br /> 1 time OBC Champ<br /> 1 time OBA Champ<br /> Signature Moves- Viper Shot and the Viper Cutter<br /> OB Name- Red Viper<br /> Leader of the Brawlers of Stone Clan.[/color]<br /> <br /> ]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 1 Aug 2007 02:44:28]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ Red Viper]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I agree with viper on this one but too much effort viper hes not worth more then 4 sentences.<br /> Yacoob does a style with me now that i havent beat for 3 matches so what? he cant even ko me at all anymore.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ [quote=The Great Yacoob]<br /> REAPER KNOW YOUR PLACE ROOKIE!<br /> KNOW YOUR PLACE!! [/quote]<br /> <br /> The rest is retarded but i'll comment on this bit. What the fuck are you talking about?! Reaper TKO's and KO's B class and some A class consistently while YOU are nothing more then a class C!! How the hell can he be a rookie is he's better then you who has been playing for 2 yrs!]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 1 Aug 2007 04:32:24]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ Ray Johnson]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ thx ray i can do B constant but not A &gt;.&lt; im not that good yet heh]]></description>
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				<title>Re:The Great Yacoob Stories: The Peasant Reaper</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 1 Aug 2007 14:22:18]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ The Great Yacoob]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I should take yacoob down know yourself avenue to give the nob a relgious expierance of how nob he rearly is.]]></description>
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				<author><![CDATA[ sterlihalla]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ So how did I do on the golf course ?]]></description>
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				<author><![CDATA[ Mikkel]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Yeah i'd like to know how we cleaned up.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ lol]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ wow...]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ WELL IT TURNS OUT MIKKEL AND HERE TO FIGHT YOU BOTH DID BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YACOOB WAS SO BUSY TRYING TO KEEP REAPER FROM TRYING TO PULL HIS PANTS DOWN AND WIPE HIS ASS<br /> <br /> HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br />  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0">  <img src="http://localhost:8080/jforum/images/smilies/5f48f6c7b20b8d27b83335c63924929e.gif" border="0"> ]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:42:35]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ The Great Yacoob]]></author>
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				<description><![CDATA[ yacoob ur a nob wwe fan stupid kid]]></description>
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				<author><![CDATA[ sterlihalla]]></author>
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