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[Post New]11/06/2011 09:33:55
    Subject: The Great Yacoob Presents: A PUNCHING BAG - HIGH SCHOOL BULLY
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PEASANT NAMED A PUNCHING BAG WHOM WAS YOUR AVERAGE KID LIKE ALL OTHER SUBURBAN BOYS THAT GREW UP WITH FRIENDS NAMED JOSH, TOD, KIPPER, CHIP, AND BOBBY BOY. HE WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND ENJOYED PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, SNACKING ON LUNCHABLES, DRAWING MANGA, AND COLLECTING MARBLES. HE WENT TO RIVER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL AND WAS ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE TO RAISE HIS HAND IN CLASS TO ANSWER A QUESTION, LOVED PIZZA AT LUNCH TIME, AND ALWAYS EARNED AN EXTRA CARTON OF MILK FROM HIS GOOD GRADES. LMFAO.

AS PERFECT OF A LIFE IT SEEMED, A NEW KID CAME TO SCHOOL AND HIS NAME WAS YACOOB. YACOOB WASN'T YOUR AVERAGE CHILD WHO PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, OR COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS, OR DEBATED WITH HIS FRIENDS OVER THE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF RPG CHARACTERS AND WHO COULD DEFEAT WHO IN THE DRAGONBALL Z ARENA, NAY!!!! NAY!!!! THIS CHILD WAS THE GREAT ONE, THE STELLAR ATHLETE, THE FUTURE SOON TO BE HALL OF FAMER, WHOM DURING THOSE DAYS DATED HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, DATED THE HOT ENGLISH TEACHER, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL PRINCIPLE, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL BUS DRIVER, HELL IN DUE TIME EVEN ENDED UP DATING A PUNCHING BAG'S MOTHER!!!

SO ONE DAY A PUNCHING BAG WAS SKIPPING AND SINGING LAMB CHOPS PLAY A LONG TUNES, WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE A FOOT WAS PLACED IN HIS PATH TRIPPING HIM AND CAUSING HIM TO SCRAPE HIS CHIN AND DROPPING HIS BARNEY LUNCHBOX THAT BROKE OPEN SPILLING THE CONTENTS OF HIS PEANUT BUTTER AND FLUFF SANDWICH, APPLE, AND MOO 2 PERCENT MILK CARTON.

A PUNCHING BAG: OUCH! OH POO! GEE GOLLY GOSH I TRIPPED!

THE GREAT YACOOB STOOD OVER HIM: WELL WELL WELL. IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG. ASSUME THE POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG SITTING ON THE PAVEMENT HELD HIS HEAD DOWN, POUTING AND SLOWLY ROSE TO HIS FEET BALLING UP HIS FIST. HE THAN CRIED OUT

A PUNCHING BAG: GOKU!! I SUMMON YOU FOR POWERS!!
A PUNCHING BAG THAN BEGAN TO TAKE ON DIFFERENT STANCES MAKING MAGICAL NOISES OUT OF HIS MOUTH, SPIT FLYING OUT, PRETENDING TO BE A DRAGON BALL Z MASTER AND THAN CHARGED THE GREAT YACOOB.

THE GREAT YACOOB STEPPED TO THE SIDE SIMPLY AND SLAPPED HIM SO HARD IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD A PUNCHING BAG HIT THE PAVEMENT AND BOUNCED TWICE LIKE SKIPPING A ROCK ON WATER.

THE GREAT YACOOB SIGHED: ARE YOU DONE DOUCHE BAG? NOW BEFORE THE GREAT YACOOB GETS ANGRY ASSUME THE GOT DAMN POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG WINCING IN PAIN SLOWLY RISES AGAIN AND TAKES THE KARATE KID CRANE STANCE AND LIKE NEO FROM THE MATRIX BECKONS THE GREAT YACOOB TO ATTACK.

THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKING AROUND AS IF THIS KID HAS TO BE JOKING SHRUGS AND CHARGES. A PUNCHING BAG ATTEMPTING TO LAND A KICK ON THE GREAT ONE'S CHIN MISSES AND IS CAUGHT IN THE CHEST AND FLIES LANDING ON HIS BACK CRYING OUT.

A PUNCHING BAG: OK OK OK!!! FINE FINE!!

A PUNCHING BAG RISES A THIRD TIME BLOODY AND BATTERED AND STANDS UP STRAIGHT RAISING HIS ARMS PRETENDING HE'S A PUNCHING BAG AND SLOWLY ROCKS BACK AND FORTH ON HIS FEET AS IF, LIKE A REAL PUNCHING BAG, IS SWAYING ON A CHAIN.

THE GREAT YACOOB TRYING TO HOLD BACK A LAUGH BEGINS TO STRETCH TO WARM UP AND PRACTICE HIS TRAINING AS HE IS THE RIVER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL BOXING CHAMPION AND DECIDED TO MAKE A PUNCHING BAG HIS PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG.

THE GREAT YACOOB APPROACHES THE TREMBLING PUNCHING BAG AND TAKES SOME WARM UP SHOTS TO THE HEAD AND CHEST AND RIBS. THIS LASTS FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. FINALLY AFTER THE SOBBING AND CRYING PUNCHING BAG PREPARES FOR THE LAST SHOT WHICH HE ALWAYS HATES THE WORSE HE SAYS

A PUNCHING BAG: PLEASE YACOOB...I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN ONE DAY AND......OOOOOOOUUUCHH!!!!

WITHOUT WARNING THE GREAT YACOOB KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS AND WALKS OFF WHISTLING THE JEEPERS CREEPERS TUNE.

HOLDING HIS GREEN PEA BALLS, A PUNCHING BAG RISES TO ONE KNEE AND CLENCHING HIS FIST SAYS.....

A PUNCHING BAG: I SWEAR........I SWEAR.....ON THIS VERY DAY I SHALL AVENGE MY HUMILIATION!! I SWEAR TO ONE DAY BECOME THE ONLINE BOXING CHAMPION!!!!! AND MY BIRTHNAME IS BILLY BUT SINCE YACOOB INSISTS I AM NOW A PUNCHING BAG!!!!! NOW TIME TO PLAY TEKKEN 5 WITH MY PALS!!!


THUS THE STORY OF HOW HE BECAME TO BE KNOWN AS A PUNCHING BAG, ALL THANKS TO YOUR HALL OF FAME HERO, THE GREAT YACOOB

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!! ALLL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!

SUMBITCH KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!

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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


[Post New]11/06/2011 18:15:05
    Subject: The Great Yacoob Presents: A PUNCHING BAG - HIGH SCHOOL BULLY
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This is a typical fight on OB in Yacoobs mind.
[Post New]11/06/2011 19:30:46
    Subject: Re:The Great Yacoob Presents: A PUNCHING BAG - HIGH SCHOOL BULLY
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THE GREAT ONE SAID ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!
The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


 
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