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The Great Yacoob

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ONCE AGAIN AFTER SUCH A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGG TIME OF ABSENCE THE GREAT YACOOB HAS NOT ONLY RETURNED WITH HIS GIMMICKS, QUOTES, AND OPEN PALM THAT TOUCHES THE FACES OF PEASANTS WITH SUCH SWIFTNESS THAT IT OPENS THE CLOUDS OF HEAVEN AND RAINS DOWN ON THOSE RECIPIENTS WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!

BUT IT IS NOW TIME FOR A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL THAT IS LIKE THE HERPES VIRUS THAT HAS NO CURE, NO HEALING, AND NO KNOWN WAY TO PREVENT OUTBREAKS AND HIS NAME IS REAPER.

YACOOB REMEMBERS BACK WHEN THIS LITTLE SNOT NOSE CAME WITH HIS HALF EATEN LOLLIPOP, HIS HALF DEFLATED BALLOON THAT TILTED TO THE SIDE, AND HIS PINOCHIO SHOES WITH NAILS IN THEM TO HOLD THE SOLES TOGETHER. HE WAS A NICE WELL BEHAVED WOODEN BOY THAT ALWAYS DID HIS HOMEWORK AND CAME TO THE GYM TO TRAIN AND GO PRO IN THE ONLINE BOXING BUSINESS. YACOOB SPARRED HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES HERE AND THERE TO GIVE HIM THE HONOR OF STEPPING IN THE RING WITH THE YOUNGEST OBW CHAMPION THAT EVER GRACED THIS SPORT AND THAN MADE HIM GO DUMP THE SPIT BUCKETS SO THAT MORE SPIT COULD BE FILLED BACK INSIDE OF IT.

BUT THAN SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT YACOOB DIDN'T EXPECT

REAPER THE WOODEN BOY WITH THE HALF EATEN LOLLIPOP, HALF DEFLATED BALLOON, AND SHOES WITH NAILS HAD UNPROTECTED INTERCOURSE WITH SUCCESS AND CAUGHT THE HERPES VIRUS. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT EVERY POST, EVERY CHAT ROOM, EVERYTIME YACOOB WENT INTO HIS LOCKER ROOM REAPER WAS THERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVED WEARING MICKEY MOUSE UNDIES AND HOW GOOD IT FELT TO BE CHAMPION. YACOOB COULD ONLY THINK COULD THIS BE THE SAME GARBAGE PAIL KID THAT WALKED INTO THE GYM SO LONG AGO? WITH THESE HUGE SCABS ON HIS LIPS TRYING TO TALK AS CLOSE AS HE COULD IN THE FACE WITH THE GREAT ONE?!!!

NO NO NO NO REAPER NO NO NO
HOW DARE YOU
YOU STD CARRYING SUMBITCH!!!

NOW HE RUNS AT THE MOUTH WITH HIS UNIBROW, HERPES CARRYING, CHAMPION STATUS THINKING HE'S THE BEST THERE EVER WAS!

BUT IS 2 STUPID TO REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT A REAL TITLE BELT AROUND HIS WAIST IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF COLLEGE NOTEBOOK PAPER WITH A DRAWING ON IT LABELED CHAMP!!!

REAPER IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO STOP STIRRING UP ONLINE BOXING WITH YOUR FANTASTIC FOUR COMIC BOOK DREAMS OF BEING SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER BE AND THAT'S TRULY A GREAT ONE LIKE THE GREAT YACOOB!!!

YOU RUN AROUND WITH YOUR POM POM'S AND YOUR SHORT MINI SKIRT BOXING SHORTS AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO PRETEND TO BE THE BIGGEST ONLINE BOXING PERSONALITY ON HERE! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BAD OUTBREAK OF SORES THAT DRY UP, SCAB, AND RETURN WITH MORE PAINFUL BUMPS! YOU'RE NOT AN ASSET YOUR AN ASS SPLIT THAT CONTINUES HAVING UNSAFE INTERCOURSE WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS YOU PIECE OF HUMAN FILTH!!

SO IF YOU BOX THIS MAN MAKE SURE TO PUT LATEX OVER YOUR BOXING GLOVES AND YOUR FACE SO THAT YOU WILL NOT CATCH SOMETHING YOU CANNOT GET RID OF LMMFAO!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 13/12/2007 14:02:01


The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


Dark Destroyer

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LMAO, classic.

30 TIME OBW CHAMPION
19 TIME OBC CHAMPION
31 TIME OBA CHAMPION
47 TIME OBF CHAMPION
8 TIME EURO CHAMPION
1 TIME TOURNAMENT CHAMPION
1 TIME SUPERCHAMP & UNDISPUTED CHAMPION

DEFENCES: 373


"Dark Destroyer" Nigel Benn





sterlihalla

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Thats classic yacoob

Retirement but may have a few fights
1 X SUPER CHAMPION
2 x UNDISPUTED CHAMP
TITLE HISTORY: 256 DEFENSES|TITLE WINS: 90
Joined: May 20th 2007
Second greatest ko artist in OB history based on 4k wins.
QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER SENT YOU"
"REAPER WILL BREAK UR FINE CHINA"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE WAITS"
Ray Johnson

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sterlihalla wrote:Thats classic yacoob


Yeah, maybe you can learn something from it instead of trying to piss people off lol
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WAHAHAHAHA!!!

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

OB NAME: catfish

Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%

Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3

Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%

Started playing: November 15th, 2005

i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper

Don't ever forget me.

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goldenboy88


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lmao someone nailed it on the head
TORITO


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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Shanghai Kid

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I'm pretty new in here, but I already love it! More of this!

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The Great Yacoob wrote:






BUT IS 2 STUPID TO REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT A REAL TITLE BELT AROUND HIS WAIST IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF COLLEGE NOTEBOOK PAPER WITH A DRAWING ON IT LABELED CHAMP!!!



WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO!

OBID: ProfsBack
Status: Active

Multiple OB champ
I took Fatny's streak. 7/1/2008

Offensive Style: Power Puncher/ KO Artist
Defensive Style: Lean Spam
OB Master of Styles

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Skillz

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Yaccob u said it so well ur my new best friend n Reaper has nothing 2 say now lmfao fucking unibrow bitch n reaper ur new name is pinochio so go make another 1 of ur 2347 alts simply name Pinochio.


HALLELUJAH THANK U YACOOB FOR SPEAKING.


Title History
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42xOB Champ
5xNA
11xSA
7xOBW
2xOBA
2xEuro
7xOBF
2xOBC
4xTourney
P4P


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The Great Yacoob

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IT IS THE GREAT ONE'S PLEASURE TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES AND MAKE THE FAKES LOOK LIKE MOLASSES

The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


Fred187

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Ding, dong, ding, dong, you've got a tiny dong. Well, to be perfectly honest, I've never seen it, so that's just an opinion; maybe it's huge! Yeah, and hi. (Generally, not really directed at anyone in particular).

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